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man bites dog
So I was volunteering at the book store the other day and came across tthe funny book below. Made of folded-over and stapled-together 8 1/2 by 11 pieces of paper, the publication bore its full...
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so this is my birthday, and what have i done?
On 09/09/09 (also known as Wednesday), I turned the big 3-2. Nothing of particular significance in that milestone, except that it roughly coincided with me landing full-time employment for the first...
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double whammy grammy slammy
So today (probably yesterday by the time you read this) is (was) a pretty busy day for me, getting-published-wise. I’ve got a wee bit of personal essay on Opium magazine’s website. It’s about a...
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@ your service
I’m doing customer service at the bookstore now. It’s kinda horseshit but it’s kinda okay. It’s clear there are a lot of sad/mad people out there that feel completely abused and trampled upon by...
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A new Mr. Judas came out. I managed to get in. Here’s my fave. There was a guest editor. She was pretty cool. Not like that fucking animal they usually have calling the shots.
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So I’ve been working with a sketch comedy group, thanks to my pal Lesler, and we put on a show a couple weeks ago. I wrote one of the sketches and, being the control freak gloryhound that I am, also...
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mushroom boom and gloom
“I must be a mushroom because they keep me in the dark and feed me bullshit.” "yum, yum, eat 'em up." I first encountered the folksy maxim in the bathroom of my friend’s house. He was my first friend,...
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get it in print
The New York publishing scene’s not so hard to break in to. You’ve just got to pay your dues. Or your yellow pages bill: pay to play There I am. Upper left corner. Under “Associations”: the big...
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late to the party
Yeah, it’s a little late notice, but I contributed a post to my friends’ well-intentioned but wrongheaded political website.
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hyperloco
Extree! Extree! Read all about it! I’m writing a music column (er, well, not exactly a column, but writing a bunch of music pieces) for my community newspaper. Luckily, my community is in Brooklyn and...
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